i just want you to think i look nice.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

I thought this was absolutely brilliant. On a ‘thread’ about a man eating flesh and growling at police in florida, and being called a zombie.
Credit goes to tumblr user drinkingteaandwatchingporn for this comeback. And sorry about having to cut the names off!

I thought this was absolutely brilliant. On a ‘thread’ about a man eating flesh and growling at police in florida, and being called a zombie.

Credit goes to tumblr user drinkingteaandwatchingporn for this comeback. And sorry about having to cut the names off!

thememorythatcarrieson:

acetic-ascetic:

best

GD. BLESS. THIS. ENTIRE. THING.

john-lydon:

if you don’t reply to me within 0.5 of a second i assume you’re too busy writing songs about how much you hate me or throwing darts at a dartboard with a picture of my face on it to type

omg so I just searched the history on my little brother’s laptop

Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby